Hammerlock: I came out here to research the Bullymongs for my almanac, but Captain Flynt’s men trapped me on this glacier.
Hammerlock: A pleasure to meet you, Vault Hunter. I feel my brain cells committing suicide, one by one. Hammerlock: Apologies, but when Claptrap speaks. (Clatrap is electrocuted by the electric fence and temporarily incapacitated) Me and him are like two peas in a pod! Two bullets in a mag! Two cannibal midgets in a fat guy’s ribcage! Hammerlock: Please stay back, Vault Hunter – let Claptrap go first.Ĭlaptrap: I knew Hammerlock would come around eventually. First, I shall shut off the electrical fence for you. Hammerlock: Yes, I suppose I am in your debt now, aren’t I? Come to my shack, and I shall restore Claptrap’s sight. (Vault Hunter kills all Bullymongs and Flynt’s men)Ĭlaptrap: Hey, Hammerlock! Since my minion just saved your town, you wanna do your bestie Claptrap a favour and repair my eye?! It’ll be quick, clean, and a hell of a lot less painful than what Handsome Jack’ll do to ya.įlynt: What is WRONG with you boys?! Just kill that skaglick so’s we can get our reward! You give up, we’ll just shoot ya in the head. I say, Vault Hunter - could you kill Flynt’s men for me?įlynt: Got a proposition for ya, Vault Hunter. Hammerlock: Spectacular - first Captain Flynt’s bandits attack, then Claptrap shows up! I must have horrifyingly cruel to puppies in a previous life to deserve this kind of treatment. Good hunting, bandits!įlynt: A million bucks?! Alright, boys - this is Captain Flynt! I want you to find that Vault Hunter and bring ‘em to me! NOW! Oh, and I’m still offering a reward for Roland, the mass-murdering leader of the Crimson Raiders. Handsome Jack: Attention, people of Pandora! Handsome Jack here, offering a million bucks to whomever brings me the head of the Vault Hunter who just arrived in Liar’s Berg. We played games like ‘dodge the blowtorch’, and ‘don’t get dunked into the pool of acid.’ I was really good at the first one. The jerk kept me as his torture plaything for a few months. Claptrap: Keep your wits about you, minion - this glacier’s run by a bandit named Captain Flynt.
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